Test: seriez-vous un nazi ?

[Virgxxx]

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 9094199926



Résultat:

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

Superbe.

[Doolores]

J'ai commencé le test...mais je me suis découragée, trop de questions et comme tu le sais peut être pas...j'ai un petit problème de concentration.

désolée.

[Mark]

Résultat:

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 55% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

En doutais-tu ?

[Virgxxx]

Nein.

[Jazz]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Mark]

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

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On n'est pas fait pour s'entendre Virgile...

[Virgxxx]

On n'est pas fait pour s'entendre Virgile...

En effet:

Propension à gober la propagande:

Virgile: 23%
Mark: 38%

[Mark]

On n'est pas fait pour s'entendre Virgile...

En effet:

Propension à gober la propagande:

Virgile: 23%
Mark: 38%

38% ??? Il est bon Pim hein ?

Intolérance:

Virgile: 55%
Mark: 14%

Il n'y a pas photo, mon dévoué Virgile...

[Virgxxx]

14% ?

Mentir aux autres est une chose, mentir à soi-même en est une autre.

55%, ce n'est rien, je n'ai même pas obtenu la note de passage, c'est dire...

[Mark]

14% ?

Mentir aux autres est une chose, mentir à soi-même en est une autre.

55%, ce n'est rien, je n'ai même pas obtenu la note de passage, c'est dire...

Je n'ai pas menti. La seule question un peu délicate ne citait pas le fléau du XXIème siècle, il est vrai... mais même, je n'ai rien contre les braves et honnêtes musulmans, que je plains d'ailleurs, mais contre ceux qui ne relativisent pas leur idéologie et ceux qui s'auto-proclament modéré en faisant pourtant montre de crasse intolérance tous azimuts.

Le 14%, c'est mon intolérance à l'intolérance.

[InspecteurSpecteur]

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well

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Je rejoins Virgile.

[Mark]

Je suis le seul Humaniste à majuscule ici...

[InspecteurSpecteur]

Je suis le seul Humaniste à majuscule ici...

On devrait éliminer tous les Humanistes...

[Mark]

Rejoindre la girouette... Il n'y a pas de quoi pavoiser, Specteur.

[Virgxxx]

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 62% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well

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Je rejoins Virgile.

Willkommen auf unserer nazi verein !